A few things...

{1} Dancing with the stars is ridiculous. It'd be entertaining to watch if these "Stars" were decent like they were back in the day. I'd just rather watch two nights of professional ballroom dancing a week than two nights of half a couple of professional ballroom dancing. I think that the men professionals are at a severe disadvantage with their partners. The men "stars" don't have to do as many leaps, turns, splits, flying, etc as the women "stars." At least Susan Lucci finally got voted off. Brooke Burke, bless her Hooter-loving heart...she's gorgeous. But. She. Can't. Dance. Hell, I'd like a chance to jitterbug on TV. Maybe in 10 years it will be "Dancing with the Mommies." If Lance Bass doesn't win, I will forever NOT watch it. Not because I'm a Lance Bass fan, but because he's the only one I think is talented. (And he's dancing with my favorite So You Think You Can Dance Alum, Lacey Schwimmer)

{2} I hate to jynx us - but I do believe Piper is 75% potty trained. Twenty minutes ago I would have given it a 50%, but she just went poo on her own in the potty. In her potty. So that means I have to clean it up. Ew. Mommy has a gagging problem.

{3} I hate snow. I hate ice. I hate driving in snow. I hate idiots who can't drive in snow, but drive in it anyways. I hate when cities don't budget for enough salt so they don't salt the roads ahead of time until the snow is 2" thick and I slide through the intersection and then say a prayer thanking GOD there wasn't anyone else coming. At. every. intersection.

{4} I went shopping Friday. I bought this dress. I look pretty hot in it. If I had a tan. And wasn't as fat. But still. It's pretty badass. I don't have anywhere to wear it, however.

{5} I am not, repeat, NOT staying up for 30 hours straight Thanksgiving evening->Black Friday again. I think that after Thanksgiving, I'm going to go to bed. My Christmas shopping will all be done online. No sale is worth waiting in line for 1 hour, while wearing pajamas, at 2a.m.

That is all.